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I was dreaming i saw this.


I dreamt that this beautiful creature was standing right in front of me (with mouth pryed open by a few bricks)
Could you ever imagine how lame i would look beside something like that.
If all these were real. In fact, i wasn't dreaming, i saw it after piano just this evening.
What made my jaws drop another few more inches is that the driver was sleeping so blissfully in a LAMBORGHINI.
If i could ever get my grimy hands on that car, i would have one week of sleepless nights.

After i walked away, i could not resist walking back to take a second glance at the Gallardo. How stupid am i.

Mission-Stop-Blogging-So-Much: FAILED

School makes me flip. literally.
But i am determined to be good.
Being good shall mark the end of squandering the time off computer and blogging about crap as what i am doing now.
Its the time to get those specs on, pulling the socks up, shifting your belt sky-high and wearing pinafores that touch your toes.

I hate it sometimes i just feel like a pile of mush...
I am wishing the motivational workshops would rightfully do its job by knocking some sense into my dumb head.

THANK YOU XUEJUN YOU INSPIRED THIS POST
'i shouldnt be here' Many sec fours would say that at the start of their post. (and i just said it too)
Though i am amidst pulling all my hair out to understand light bulbs and batteries, somehow i still find myself typing stupidly to the computer screen.

I really need to kick this habit.

And learn to resist my laptop.

Today xj told me about a junior who posted hateful comments about seniors 'lecturing' them and how useless they may be. I thought i would just let it pass but no, it has been bugging me since i reached home.
Firstly, to all juniors who feel this way, I really dont know what to say to you except for, it's not easy for anyone to stand up there and 'lecture' you. 
'Scolding & everything doesn't give that Gold With Honours alright.' No it doesn't.
Then what do you want us to do? Oh, be happy with the shit we are and not improve?
We're not scolding you and we don't want to okay.
You won't get pregnant unless you had (forbidden three-letter word) right?
Yes, you won't.
If you don't show a negative attitude towards cca, us seniors would never 'scold' you.

Some people are just imcomprehensible. And self-centered. Cant they just look at the bigger picture and dont be so narrow.
The words that you said on your blog are seen worldwide and can't be taken back, and removing your blog does not help. You should be really proud that you got those messages across to us, the unreasonable seniors. And thank you for not caring about our feelings. Oh, that's your objective anyway.
You should be happy your mission is accomplished right?

I thought at this age we're mature enough. i am not sure.

BUT WE SEE THAT MAJORITY OF CO IS SHOWING A POSITIVE CHANGE(CELLOBASS FOR THE WIN).
Gold with Honours is not just plainly made with words and no action. So, keep your immature thoughts to yourself, don't affect others

The fact that vampires have to look so good makes me bitter.
Santa, I want to turn into a vampire this Christmas.
Maybe when i wake up next morning, i can see everything clearly without those gawky specs.
(Sounds like spiderman right.)
And when i fly with my super-vampire powers to north pole, i will get frost-bitten!

Funny?

Vampires make a good holiday obsession.

Mind your language FTW. Sadly, it is probably long-forgotten or a never-heard-before for many.
It is probably rusting in the old shelves of british comedies.
Whatever. But i was watching the first episode and this part was...
Ms Courtney was doubtful of the english teacher newly appointed by the local authority (Mr Brown) of the foreign language class because he is a male.
Ms Courtney (about mr wobbleton): he was teaching english to foreign students last term, then he only lasted a month, then he parted.
Mr Brown: dead?
Ms Courtney: demented...the strain was too much for him, typically of a male sex, no stamina. He was able to cope at first and one day he just snapped. It was really quite disgusting
Mr Brown: Really? What did he do?
Ms Courtney: Climbed out of the classroom window to the roof, took off his clothes and stood there stark naked singing "i got a lovely bunch of coconuts."


Max and Giovanni are fighting over the front sit in class with the supposed french hottie.
Giovanni: Mr Green, I am short-sighted.
Mr Brown: I suppose it is brown
Giovanni: YOU SEE I AM COLOR BLIND!!

Ms Courtney was standing in for Mr Brown and testing the class General Knowledge
Ms Courtney: Can Anyone tell me who said 'to be or not to be'
Jamila: You just said it

I conclude, that kalimantan is receding because vampires are turning to a vegetarian diet.
Okay joking.
i think i am obsessed.
Hopefully, tonight i will dream about edward smashing a van to save me

A guy asked me 
"What if i don't want to be happy?
What if i want to be miserable?"
I said, "Be miserable -if that makes you happy."
 

I have gained nothing from this unfruitful holiday so far.
Except for weight.

Urgh D:

Though the hours we used to plan the camp outdid the 24 hours (or less) itself, i thought the effort was justified. 

And albeit the many problems faced at the eleventh hour, the disappointment because of many people not turning up, we still got through it. My personal favorite is the night trail, because five of us got our brains wrecked because of last minute problems and what not, but it turned out well. Well as in not the best we could do, but i would say it went smoothly. Because everyone was safe and thats more important than whether the people were freaked out by our ghastly make-ups of eyeliners and feigning blood or scars on our faces.  We stayed up till 3 at the drama studio snuggling in our sleeping bags and playing cards with our juniors. Resulting in my meagre 3 hour sleep which was also interrupted by visits to the toilet to un-stuff my nose. Urggh. 

Did i say, the drama studio floors are so hard that if a seventy year old slept on it for one night, he wouldn't be able to straighten his back again.But again, what floors aren't hard. And no camp is complete without backaches and sore arms. Thanks to lugging buckets full of water down the drama studio.

You know the feeling of "falling down in your sleep". Like, when you are sleeping, you suddenly feel like you are dropping off a cliff when your butt is, in reality, still blissfully on your seat. This occasional feeling is freaky and embarrassing especially when you are dozing off in the train, or at least that was how i felt earlier in the afternoon. 

Reading the papers was the most efficient thing i did for the whole of today. Applause! And i saw this advert from 'Classifieds' (Why did i even read that)

Spotted the mistake? Thumbs down to CATS. Hopefully Mrs Yeo doesn't see this or she might blow:D
If you still havent realised, it is actually the general formula. My sensitivity to numbers is a result of endless practising of math questions.
P.S. I am not trying to be a math geek here

Ranting At No Direction (Oh My!)
The whole of next week is filled with stuff to do. Good thing it fills me up, besides the water, fibres, tissues, fats, blood cells... that already are spilling out of its max capacity. And it takes away some time from my 6week vacation at home. Speaking of which...GOODNESS WHAT TYPE OF LIFE AM I LIVING. And the holiday homework, i promise i will drop myself to the core of the earth if i dont complain and whine about how much work there is to do. Homework during holidays is just ironical. They just dont match, except for two letters.

The sudden thought of next year sent chills down my spine and this is detected by my nervous receptors which sends an impulse to my brain to think of this. (My body works in a complicated manner)
Why are thieves hardworking?
Because they MUG even at the shopping malls.
This pun is home made okay?
My notsosuccessful/ weird/ unappreciated sense of humour makes me proud.

This is a random post for a random day by a random person.


I got this from failblog and i found it funny. Isit?

Me: Pa, i am doing electricity for physics now!
Dad: Orh
Me: Are you shocked?
Dad: Uh?
Such a cold response, or maybe it is my fault for making such a bad attempt to entertain. And.
I just found out twilight was NC16. URGH.

Your on my mind your in my heart
It doesn't matter where we are
It'll be alright
Even if we're miles apart

And you can't keep us apart (even a thousand miles, can't keep us apart)
Cause my heart is wherever you are

It's like catching lightning the chances of finding someone like you
It's one in a million, the chances of feeling the way we do
And with every step together, we just keep on getting better
So can I have this dance
Can I have this dance

What am I gonna to do when the best part of me was always you and
What am I suppose to say when I'm all choked up and your ok
I'm falling to pieces yeah
I'm falling to pieces yeah
I'm falling to pieces
One still in love while the other ones leaving
I'm falling to pieces
Cos when a heart breaks no it don't breakeven

Oh you got his heart and my heart and none of the pain
You took your suitcase, I took the blame.
Now I'm trying to make sense of what little remains
Cos you left me with no love and no love to my name.

She wanders all alone
This is all, she’s ever really known
A stranger in her skin
Nothing more, it’s all she’s ever been
She spills these words across the page
It helps to ease the pain, and she cries

Nobody out there
Wants to understand
Nobody out there
Takes me as I am
I’m feeling alone here
I know there’s got to be
Somebody somewhere
That’s all she wrote.

My recent crazy obsession over bio spa has toally unclothed my sheep's clothing and leaving people the impression that dirty and all that (unclothed not in the literal sense of the word). BIO SPA is, by the way, an inside joke. And apparently from all i've said, it must refer to something sick right?
I know it is totally inept and notsointelligent to talk about these things ONE day before the real BIO SPA.

1. person who tagged you is?
Ann Tan

2. your relationship with him/her:
Lovers/ Ex table partners/ MEP dude/ Cool Bestie/ Friend/ Fellow gossiper/ Divorced Couples/ Accomplice in the assassination of Franz Ferdinand (we started the world war)
It is just too complicated.

3. 5 impressions of her.
She is a hidden man eater, ready to attack anytime like a cornered animal:D
She plays the piano so well it scares me
She loves eating mashed potato after chicken rice during recess
She Grabs onto others' arms so tightly when she gets excited (for who know what reasons) it can crumble your bones
She is kanchiong

4. the most memorable thing he/she has done for you:
She sat with me for a term last year. (though it is not a THING but at least it is memorable)
So it is counted right?

5. most memorable thing she had said to you?
'SERENE YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL TODAY' and of course i made that up myself
"You look like a male guy" THANKS I WILL REMEMBER IT FOR LIFE. 
Of course we understand that all males are guys and all guys are males..

6. if she becomes your lover, you will?
WHAT? okay imagine..
Treat her like she's my queen. (OH MAN THAT MAKES ME A GUY:/)
Thats really sweet of me (really)

7. if she becomes your lover, thing she has to improve on would be?
Dont open your mouth when you chew, please?

8. if they become your enemy, you will?
Try to reconcile

9. what is it you want to tell them now?
I stayed up to do your quiz okay! I KNOW YOU ARE SLEEPING NOW!

10. your overall impression is?
KAYPOH

11. how do you think ppl around you will feel?
No comments (in case i start becoming egoistic). I think this question is totally another way out to ask me how i feel about myself.

12. what do you love about yourself?
I love everything about myself

13. what do you hate about yourself?
I am a procrastinator which can't control my desires, emotions and speech (especially the volume of it)
Lack of motivation and drive. Self centered at times and overly egoistic (my previous answer is so contradictory)

14. the most ideal person you want to be.
To be all rounded?

15. for ppl that loves and cares for you, say something to them.
Sorry if i slapped you with mean words or gave you THE LOOK.
You do have good taste though

I blanked out the tagging part! SORRY. too anxious for bedtime. goodnight earthlings

I am feeling anxious over NOTHING or maybe it is something. BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT.
I am quite positive it is CHINESE but i dont seem to be doing anything to ease that matter.
This defines laziness which has been taking over MOST of my time at home since the exams were over.
Oh i pondered for minutes over what i just typed 'since the exams were over', because i am not so sure about the "were". isit WERE over or ARE over??? FREAKS i am a freakin idiot who cant do primary school english.
That explains my not-so-impressive English mark.

Math Olympiad Training makes you feel extremely dumb. I was pulling my hair out trying to crack the problems and
in the end cracked my skull): But it was super funny. Math totally made me lose all my human senses.

Zhiyi: Serene, How are you going home later?
ME: FLY HOME LAH. But If i really can fly, then pigs can fly. But i am not a pig. Solve the equation

(Zhiyi was presenting her method on the board)
ME: GO ZHIYI
RUTH ONG: Serene i think you missed out a few words. It should be GO lower your belt ZHIYI
(yes it is super high)

At the toilet, and meets Ann
Ann: You finished your training already ah?
ME: Yea....WOW that made me sound so pro. Like i am sportsgirl

RUTH ONG and i were walking to AMKHUB and trying to ignore ZHIYI but she stuck to us.
ME: WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING US?? Want to go MRT just walk straight!
ZHIYI: I dont want to walk near the road, i very scared..got cars. So i walk inside.
RUTH: Walk inside also got cars what! (Cars as in LEGS in hokkien)

WHOOOO!
FREEDOM!
i actually granted freedom to myself since Monday but now is the official one okay?
CAN YOU HEAR MY EXCITEMENT!!
i loved the third extract of MEP exam. It is jazz trio and it is super COOL. well not the rest though :c
But i really want to learn jazz piano. This is probably the only reason why i am willing to take up piano lessons willingly.

I was reading an old NEWSWEEK from 2006 and they dedicated an article to Mozart on his 250th anniversary
And about how he suffered from the matyrdom of myths and untrue accounts.
'The son of 19th century music have been persistently maligned by critics as a social misfit,
the wunderkind was misunderstood as a recluse and slummed with the down-troddents.'
Now i am rethinking mozart.
studying schoenberg
and dying for mep.

RANDOM RANTS
1. I just got this email saying Microsoft would give me this sum of money for one person i forward it too.
Receiving emails who say your screen would turn blue/green/white/red after you have forwarded it to some people gets on my nerves. The person who started this chain must be quite retarded. And those who actually forward it are equals. Incidents caused by the likes of these mails have made it to news and i am surprised until now people still believe in these crap. But i am thankful to the one who sent it to me for sharing the profits (if there is). THANK YOU BILL GATES
2. SBS, in desperate efforts to meet the needs of the disabled, are using those cool-looking SCANIA buses. which look big on the outside but small in the inside.
3. Social studies is made compulsory to brainwash the minds of all Singaporean students.
4. Rainwater makes your hair smooth
5. Today is Germany's birthday. Denise Neo was announcing to the whole class this morning and she couldn't find a black chalk ahah.
6. Aaron Ramsey left me starry-eyed:D :D
7. What on earth is happening.
poisonous milk from china
poisonous rice from japan
poisonous apples from the jealous queen mother (i would be the first one to die i tell you)


Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all healed of their lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

Humans have incredible minds but we choose to make the world a worse place instead of a better one.
Handlebars is an amazing song, really.